Friday, February 26, 2010

For Effort...

Tupac's Older Brother

Is it just me or are storage facilities gross?

They are rat infected dumps filled with dead bodies, more allergens than a field in spring, stuff, and homeless men that rent out storage units to spend time hanging out in (actually thats pretty cool).

Here's one fine example of another reason why they are gross: the sexual innuendos that they blatently plaster all around town. Dick-in-a-Box Storage!?!?! I mean really!

Still not convinced?

Like a Ray of Light

Remember cruising around in the summer?

What do you mean no snow day?!

I hope those poor bastards at New York Department of Sanitation get quadruple time on a day like today.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

King Oscar

Good Lord. These poor, poor souls. For those not in the know, behold: sheer terror. If I can remember correctly, this was taken around 8:13 in the morning. Just imagine... you and your co-worker just picked up the rental, en route to the job and, not being familiar with the height of this foreign vehicle, cruise straight into a low overpass to a dead jarring halt.


Not only is the trailer sardined, but you're not making it to the job site anytime soon. You might have waved the meager insurance fee if you're a cheapskate. And man, let me tell ya, the guys at Ryder give you grief after pouring water into the transmission fluid rez. Imagine rolling in with this calamity.

Sheer terror.

As you can see, the driver in an acute daze and pale as a ghost. The co-driver stumbled off in an unknown direction, I don't know why. It must have felt like being told you have three herniated discs in between L3/L4/L5/S1 in your lumbar, need a triple discectomy with accompanying spinal fusion, and will never work with your friends ever again, let alone touch your toes...

Actually, nahhh, it doesn't. Tearing the roof off a box truck must feel wayyy worse.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Crouching cop, Hidden blocking the box ticket.

The newest in traffic law enforcement: hiding behind stuff.

Thursday, February 4, 2010