Thursday, July 30, 2009

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Guiding Light

The midtown hustlefuck will drive you flat-out berserk until you spy a highly prized truck parking sign. That's your cue to tell some rich ding-bat in a white 2010 Beamer to shove the fuck off out of your parking spot with a thumb jerk and a toot of the horn. The rich can keep their penthouses...the working class owns the streets, bitch.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Real Urban Cowboy

This cowboy was spotted talking up some ladies in East New York last week. He was doing his rounds not far from Cedar Lane Stables, home of the Federation of Black Cowboys on Linden Blvd. Should have asked him for his cowboy moniker. Surely, a legend.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Friday, July 3, 2009

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Slow Blades

Well, first off, apologies for posting such a sub par photo. Here we have a brief glimpse of a true UES gem. Watching this woman flomp on roller blades down E. 77th actually makes my ankles hurt. She awkwardly navigates the streets avoiding cars and messengers while peds blow by her their non-wheeled feet. I must say, however, that her style and technique has improved. Notice how her blades are almost vertical. In the past she "rolled" with her blades unlaced, wheels horzontal to the pavement, stepping painfully down Fifth Ave. This week she was so damn fast I could barely get my camera out for the shot. Note: the tiny pink Cinderella parasol.