Mackin Donuts

The Tamal Cart

Wake up shitbird!! You got nine minutes to get to work! Good thing there's a tamal cart on the corner of Union and Metropolitan that serves Spicy Chicken, and Pork w/ Green Mole tamales from 'round 6 to 8:15 am. (Ay gringo, a single tamal is pronounced 'tah-Mahl'. Dos would be 'tah-Mahl-lace'.) Not only do these warm corn quickies cost a buck each and come with a fork, but if you realize you're void of cash from being a Box Trucker, you can pay them back later the next day. Gracias mi amiga! Holy friggin crow, I'm late!!

This Box Got Curves

In the collective minds of NYC box truckers everywhere... its almost bikini season.

Widdle Whip

Well won't you take a look at this little guy. This has to be thee most endearing and smallest functional box truck out there. A co-worker of mine would prob go as far as to call it 'cute'. And she'd be right, cuz I get the same excitement eyein this little pickle as when I see widdle babies. For real though, this is some Wonka shit here. All it needs is an Oompa-Loompa and a shipment of Twizzlers.

Straight Stuntin'

The day I manage to pull off this little maneuver is either the day I get promoted or the day I get fired. Either way, my boss is shittin his pants.

Here Comes BOX TRUCK