Monday, August 31, 2009

Sunday, August 30, 2009

"The Captain"

Haunting. Like something right out of a Paul McCarthy installation.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

BOX TRUCK Euro Edition

Finally, a fucking European box truck! Weird! Why do you guys have that little door so close to the back of the bed? Whats with that archaic liftgate? Those are really fucking small wheels! Does that foil actually improve your aerodynamics? Because the speed limits here are slow as shit! You know you can buy an environmentally friendly graffiti remover, right? You need a cow pusher. Damn those are small wheels. You guys should visit New York and take notes. I just figured out why that door is at the back of the bed: its because of the archaic liftgate, right? You need to replace that thing. You don't even have a step-up installed to make hopping into the door easier. You need to visit New York.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

The So-Called "Hobo Deli"

Dude is like "This hot dog is gonna suck. No bun or nuthin."