Is it just me or are storage facilities gross?

They are rat infected dumps filled with dead bodies, more allergens than a field in spring, stuff, and homeless men that rent out storage units to spend time hanging out in (actually thats pretty cool).

Here's one fine example of another reason why they are gross: the sexual innuendos that they blatently plaster all around town. Dick-in-a-Box Storage!?!?! I mean really!

Still not convinced?