Saturday, April 30, 2011

Princeton Thesis

This is the piece of paper I am handed by my coworker and Jersey sandwich specialist who must remain with sketchily parked truck. The "Mac Daddy" is 2 bacon cheeseburgers, french fries, and about a half dozen 'mac n' cheese wedges' served on a standard arm length Hoagie Haven bread trough. They fucking sprayed the hot sauce on this thing, the way you piss on a pile of garbage. Apparently the sandwich is great. ("R.B." is, of course, Red Bull and not Root Beer.)


  1. Really? I thought they sorta gypped me on the hot sauce.

  2. Sprayed. Like a huge dog on a bush and a plastic bag.