JESUS H. CHRIST GET OUT OF THE WAY!

LAS VEGAS -> LOS ANGELES via I-15

We Buy Anything

Awesum Logo!

Excellent use of tape!

Tri boro signage

Who's the man? Blissville, Queens.









Wrinkle hand, Mount Vernon-Bronx border.


















Pianoer, UES, Manhattan.

Joe Jr's

Millionaire Realty

I really like how the house on the right part of the sign seems to suggest the approximate size of the house
that a millionaire can afford in New York City. Only billionaires get to live in really big places

Island Vibe Meat Patty

Now We Serve Hotdogs

Hard to imagine this diner in it's "Pre-Hotdog" days.

Meth Vibe Santa

And Remember...

!!!

That's right. Laminate it and put it up in the office for clients to see.

Not so...

Life of Winter.

Mike.

























Mike, deconstructed.

Is it just me or are storage facilities gross?

They are rat infected dumps filled with dead bodies, more allergens than a field in spring, stuff, and homeless men that rent out storage units to spend time hanging out in (actually thats pretty cool).

Here's one fine example of another reason why they are gross: the sexual innuendos that they blatently plaster all around town. Dick-in-a-Box Storage!?!?! I mean really!

Still not convinced?

AND DO WHAT WITH THEM?

The So-Called "Hobo Deli"

Dude is like "This hot dog is gonna suck. No bun or nuthin."

Guiding Light

The midtown hustlefuck will drive you flat-out berserk until you spy a highly prized truck parking sign. That's your cue to tell some rich ding-bat in a white 2010 Beamer to shove the fuck off out of your parking spot with a thumb jerk and a toot of the horn. The rich can keep their penthouses...the working class owns the streets, bitch.

Well! Well! Well!

This pointed to another sign that said something like "Banana Cake!".

Da Bronx

Colorfield Billboard