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Tradesmen to the Rear!

Dandy Fop Sighting! Now What?

This look is still alive and well.

The SHOES are Helping AND Hurting

Driving Miss Daisy

Here's a picture of a city cat meowing around in style ah-top a satin pillow in a swanky BMW. Just in the shadows is a black cat riding around on its own fluffy surface. These two meowpants were headed west straight into the meat packing to live miserably in a new apartment.

Slow Blades

Well, first off, apologies for posting such a sub par photo. Here we have a brief glimpse of a true UES gem. Watching this woman flomp on roller blades down E. 77th actually makes my ankles hurt. She awkwardly navigates the streets avoiding cars and messengers while peds blow by her their non-wheeled feet. I must say, however, that her style and technique has improved. Notice how her blades are almost vertical. In the past she "rolled" with her blades unlaced, wheels horzontal to the pavement, stepping painfully down Fifth Ave. This week she was so damn fast I could barely get my camera out for the shot. Note: the tiny pink Cinderella parasol.

Bizarre Chick #1

Crazy like a homeless person, but with much more money. The UES fashion take on being wrapped in newspapers. The hat (and/or comically over-sized turban) is packed with spare cheek and neck skin.