The midtown hustlefuck will drive you flat-out berserk until you spy a highly prized truck parking sign. That's your cue to tell some rich ding-bat in a white 2010 Beamer to shove the fuck off out of your parking spot with a thumb jerk and a toot of the horn. The rich can keep their penthouses...the working class owns the streets, bitch.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Guiding Light
The midtown hustlefuck will drive you flat-out berserk until you spy a highly prized truck parking sign. That's your cue to tell some rich ding-bat in a white 2010 Beamer to shove the fuck off out of your parking spot with a thumb jerk and a toot of the horn. The rich can keep their penthouses...the working class owns the streets, bitch.
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When you see one of these signs in front of a big, multi-national bank headquarters, be sure to check that it doesn't say "9AM-4AM", especially if it's only 8:30. Otherwise your ten ton truck will magically disappear and you will be left crying into your wee pillow.
ReplyDeleteHoof it to the Hudson.
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