On the Left hand corner of the screen we can read the words "Ho" and "Pimp". The billboard in the center of the image features the heads of strippers floating over the city. The image of Cold Beer,which is as cold as the mountains are crisp, floats in the top of the image.

Proof that Jean Claude Van Damme (JCVD) never goes anywhere in his car without his mechanic around to change his tires for him if he gets a flat

Azulette.

Ahhh, summertime. I'm glad to say this year I was able to slip out of the city for a few weeks and get in a little trucking down in Nicaragua. This baby blue buddy runs on dirty diesel and a plate of gallopinto. Fartin' all the way from Managua to Rivas to the beach here in San Juan del Sur.

Extra Friggin' Innings

Damn. Has it ever been a tough long day when you can't even fit dollies and c-bins in the back of the truck. And imagine, if these poor stiffs just got done moving an apartment of les French or zee Germans, then the day was extra long... because we all know EUROPEANS DON'T TIP FOR SHIT.

These here, my testicles.

"I joyously anticipate the afternoon I spot the chap whose vanity plate reads 'DEEZNUTS'. What a hearty chuckle we shall share. Only in New York City would two strangers both wish to call attention to the existence of his own testicles through the medium of state-issued automobile licensing signage. And in the local vernacular, no less!"